Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Parenting

I love how the dad says “for the poison in your birthday cake” and the kid in the background is casually eating the cake

Star Wars:we made the worst father ever
Cyanide and happiness: hold my kid

The homestead will always actually be really sad

Child: exists
Parent: "You are like drugs."
Child: " you can't live without me?"
Parent: "NO YOU ARE EXPENSIVE AND YOU RUIN MY LIFE!!!"

has sex
Honey, do you think we should use protection?

She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
She steps on a crack to break her mama's bacc

The Tumblebutts music sounding exactly like the music from when Cersei blows up the sept always gets me.

My favorite one is when the dad leaves me.
hol' up

The Waterpark was surprisingly wholesome,
Edit: saw the end clip, knew i could always count on dark comedy

C&H literally has a problem with kids

The boy who got his xbocks, stab a horse with a knife, got red blood on his shirt, the sky is blue, red and blue combined is purple, the boy used a knife, THE PURPLE SHITED EYE STABBER
The girl is wearing purple, her dad is using a gardening hose, some gardening tools are knives, purple shirt, knives? PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER
Fat boi wears glasses, under glasses are eyes, his glasses are red, the guy used his eyes and saw fat boi sliding while wearing a blue shirt, red? Blue? Eyes? THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER
In the house a purple carpet, carpet is cloth, cloth can be used to make a shirt, purple carpet shirt? Big eyed kids, toy soldiers. Soldiers have weapons, weapons include guns, grenades, and knives. Knives! Purple shirt, eyes, knives! THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER
Drunk bois, fighting involves weapons, hands are weapons, hands can hold knives. Behind them a couch, the light shines purple, purple color is created from a purple glass, glass is from sand, Anakin Skywalker doesnt like sand, anakin fought mace windu, mace windu has purple light saber, purple? Knife, many heads with eyes in them, THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER
Outside is a farm, farms grow vegetables, eggplant is a vegetable, eggplant is purple, to farm you need tools like a rake, wood sticks are on a rake, wood comes from trees, axes are used to cut trees, firefighters have axes, firefighters work with police sometimes, police knock on doors to ask questions if there is a crime, the last sentencs has the letters of the word knife, tumblebutts have eyes, hundreds of tumblebutts, many eyes to stab, the clouds at dawn a pink and purple, clouds have water, water grows plants, plants have plant fibers used to make clothes, purple cloud, clothes from purple clouds, purple shirt, knives, eyes, THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER
Theres a girls with a purple swim suit, and im not doing another story, so PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER

The red shirt boy behind the birthday boy is a whole mood.

Who has school in the morning but is staying up to watch this??
Rest easy Kings and Queens

I remember when the “ step on a crack “ blew up in 2017

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When you saw this already and you bout to watch it again...
"Ah shit, here we go again"

It was at 666 likes when he brought up that dark voice “OR LET EVERYONE DIE”

He should have gone inside too.. (tumble butts)

We could never take care of kids, the way you're drinking
Hehehe exactly

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