Chivalry - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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  • Published on:  7/10/2019
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  • Danhara
    Danhara 1 months ago+3508

    So by looking at the map, it looked like the starting point was Delaware, and the island she "walked" to was the Vila do corvo island (roughly), which is 3779.19km. She then walks around Spain to what I believe is Diarritz in France, unfortunately the earth was curved so I set my distance measuring website to another place in France at which she was initially walking towards... a place called brest... I took 2/3 of that distance, used a right angle triangle and trig to get the distance to roughly 2525.92km. So the journey is approx. 6315.11km, the average walking speed is around 5km/h, so it would take around 1263.022 hours or 52.63 days of none stop walking.
    So a coat is approx. 0.71m
    The parachute is 5m
    The towel is 1.5m
    And the life jackets were approx. 0.56m
    Taking away the the parachute from Delaware to Vila and dividing the coats the grand total is...
    5322818 coats (had to add 2 at the beginning and 20 for the pile)
    And the number of life jackets minus the towel is....
    4510569 life jackets...
    I can sleep now, right?
    Nope, it... gets... better
    The cost of a reasonable raincoat is around £25
    So 25 x 5322818 = £133,070,450
    AND GUESS WHAT LIFE JACKETS COST TWICE AS MUCH SO 50 x 4510569 = £225,528,450
    SO THE COST OF EVERYTHING IS ROUGHLY, APPROXIMATELY, PROBABLY, (hopefully) IS
    £358,598,900
    THERE IM DONE I SPENT A WHOLE 2 AND HALF HOURS ON THIS THIS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT. IM DONE IM SLEEPING AND SOMEONE BETTER BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS

  • Stroodle 06
    Stroodle 06 1 months ago+659

    This is a pretty good summary of r/nice guys.

  • Señor Lechuga
    Señor Lechuga 1 months ago+533

    Fake af. There are no fedoras nor Hatsune Miku body pillows

  • LadyClaudine
    LadyClaudine 1 months ago+229

    This turned out better than I thought. I assumed they were gonna start throwin bodies soon.

  • Green
    Green 1 months ago+7845

    Can't believe she went all around the world from coats to coats

  • Trek The happy turtle
    Trek The happy turtle 1 months ago+567

    Film theory needs to look at this one. See how many coats it would take to get across the atlantic ocean

  • Jacob Hawkins
    Jacob Hawkins 1 months ago+189

    I cant believe how much this video resonates r/niceguys

  • Jackeryz’s Son
    Jackeryz’s Son 1 months ago+157

    Drying Machine Companies: “I see this as a absolute win!”

  • Aley.c.i.a
    Aley.c.i.a 1 months ago+178

    Hearing the two men say my lady over and over had me dying and reminded me of those Siegel’s from finding Nemo 😂😂😂
    ^_^ thanks for all the likes everyone^_^

  • tom
    tom 1 months ago+6114

    she was gonna get wet one way or another...

  • Shad Miles
    Shad Miles 21 days ago+35

    0:54 that raft says “8008135” anyone with a calculator might find this interesting

  • AnnoyinglySalty
    AnnoyinglySalty 1 months ago+31

    They protecc
    They attacc
    But most importantly
    They drop their coats
    Because baby got baccc

  • Benjamin Gabbay
    Benjamin Gabbay 1 months ago+103

    When the comment section is literally the demographic this is making fun of.

  • PRchris13
    PRchris13 1 months ago+91

    Shame on you cyanide and happiness
    Nobody wearing a fedora

  • Pyrodragon3993
    Pyrodragon3993 1 months ago+3971

    That feeling when a girl walks through the halls of an all-boys-school.

  • Eevee Artist
    Eevee Artist 3 days ago+11

    1999:In the Future we can walk in water
    2019:

  • khidash kadatuan
    khidash kadatuan 1 months ago+15

    My question is: Where'd the sandwich go?

  • Guts Masterson
    Guts Masterson 1 months ago+35

    True chivalry is not about doing something for a reward but to be kind to everyone.
    Now I hold the door for everyone in a school and wait for an award.

  • Rafhael Animations
    Rafhael Animations yesterday +4

    Yet I'm saying something in the comments using my new phone (°u°)

  • b_D_w_S
    b_D_w_S 1 months ago+2165

    Her walking stamina is amazing!