Jeanne Robertson | Don't Forget Your Sister's Birthday

  • Published on:  9/17/2018
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  • moodyCoverhouse
    moodyCoverhouse 11 months ago+101

    A few times my sister telephoned me to fuss that I'd forgotten her birthday! I had to remind her we were twins and it was my birthday too. I sure miss my twin!

  • Margaret Bedwell
    Margaret Bedwell 11 months ago+51

    What a fantastic ending....I never expected that. Jeanne you are the BEST. Have a Blessed day.

  • jtpro
    jtpro 11 months ago+56

    Well I doubt your sister would know this at the time at your age but rats can most definitely swim up into a toilet I know that first-hand unfortunately. 🙄 The fact that it was actually her platter was priceless. 😂 I always love your stand up because it's clean and it's all about life experiences you've had that in one way or the other we can relate to cuz we've had them too. (Or closed variations of) 😀😀😀😀

  • Sharon Justice-Kastor
    Sharon Justice-Kastor 11 months ago+34

    I get so excited when I see a new post! Thank you!

  • Scarlett Jane
    Scarlett Jane 7 months ago+5

    OMG! My sister and I used to fight ALL THE TIME over the center of the room!!! Finally, our dad had enough of it and came in with a measuring tape and measured the EXACT center.. then he took a permanent marker (one of the really thick, big ones) and marked ALL the way down the floor and ALL the way across the floor.... It's still there...

  • Melissa Brewerton
    Melissa Brewerton 11 months ago+35

    That was an awesome story! I needed a good laugh today. So thank you!

  • mpat511
    mpat511 11 months ago+118

    One evening my granddaughter went to the bathroom and she heard this horrorible screaming. We were running in as she was running out and all she could get out was rat and toilet in between screams. Her mother went running in and sure enough something was swimming around trying to get out. After a closer look she started laughing a yell for someone to get a towel. A little squirrel had fallen into an uncovered clean out pipe and had managed to make it's way into the toilet. After we cleaned it up and dried it we turned it loose in the yard. Turned out the guy who cut our grass had run over the pipe and had broken to cap and didn't tell us. I put a big rock over the open pipe until I could get to the hardware store.
    Took my granddaughter forever before she'd use the toilet without standing way back to raise the lid enough to peek in first.
    Of course being the big loving family we are, it took us twice as long to stop teasing her about it just to hear her stomp off after giving us dirty looks. 😂

  • Katie McLam
    Katie McLam 11 months ago+26

    Your videos haver failed to make me laugh out loud..I'm still giggling..thank you!❤!

  • Ryan Vandeput
    Ryan Vandeput 11 months ago+16

    I love this! I’ve watched every video on your channel, Jeanne, so it’s wonderful to be surprised by a new upload! Love you, I think you’re amazing and I just love your humour :)

  • Cheryl Smith
    Cheryl Smith 11 months ago+31

    That was a good one

  • B.J. Palmer
    B.J. Palmer 11 months ago+49

    I did not expect that! Great story, Jeanne!

  • Gerri Williams
    Gerri Williams 10 months ago+1

    I love Jeanne Robertson. So hilariously funny I truly think when I finally quit laughing I need to go to the ER and get the stitches put back into my side.

  • Karen Payne
    Karen Payne 11 months ago+8

    My sister’s birthday is tomorrow, so when I saw this notification pop up with the title, “Don’t Forget Your Sister’s Birthday,” I wondered how Jeanne knew! Great story, thank you.

  • AnimalsAreAwesome
    AnimalsAreAwesome 11 months ago+24

    I love your vids Jeanne! Im probably your youngest fan.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • johnny llooddte
    johnny llooddte 11 months ago+14

    ahahah funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..always look underneath for the name tags

  • Nicole Larsh
    Nicole Larsh 4 months ago

    You know, I usually don't care for female comedians. But she is hysterical and her story telling is on point! 😂

  • Angel Bulldog
    Angel Bulldog 11 months ago+20

    eBay?? Replacements Ltd is just a few miles away! They have everything! I've seen the owner in thrift stores, with two carts full of old china. 😊

  • Lena T
    Lena T 10 months ago+5

    You have come a long way from when u use to pay ur grandsons to "hit" your videos lol! I have two questions 1. How much did you have to pay them to settle up? Lol 2. And did your darling daughter in law get to "get in on that action"? Lol! Love your videos!❤

  • Kathryn Blodgett
    Kathryn Blodgett 11 months ago+9

    Every time I come across a story I haven't heard, I think to myself, No THIS one is my favorite. And I can listen to them over and over.
    This one was so close to home, I knew the punch line ad soon as you said you were giving her YOUR priceless platter.
    Thanks again for making me laugh.

  • Wendy Jean Logan
    Wendy Jean Logan 2 months ago+1

    I have laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes! My sister and I are thirteen years apart in age so we never had to fight over space or sweaters. Instead she just embarrassed the stuffin’s out of me calling me ‘Mom’ at the grocery store as soon as I got my driver’s license and started shopping for groceries and cooking family dinners because my parents worked that hard. Thank you so much for sharing!