Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)



  • Dead Meat (Nov 8, 2018)

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

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  • Nether Die (12 hours ago)

    Hey dead meat love ur Halloween kill counts

  • James Sturrs (Oct 31, 2018)

    "Basic human biology is all we're gonna need to kill him..."KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!

  • boot with the loot (1 day ago)

    Kill *him,* not his pride.

  • Satan (Feb 9, 2019)

    This may sound dumb, but he breathes. Drown him?

  • +Lone Assassin29 And we don't know how well he can regenerate. He has never lost big chunks of flesh.Besides 2018 where his fingers got blown off and I doubt these will regrow. He seems to have human healing just a lot faster one. Besides being shot in the eyes part.

  • Lone Assassin29 (1 day ago)

    Zafkiel yea but you can’t eat yourself then regenerate it and then keep on living

  • Gia Khanh Pham (Feb 8, 2019)

    Just tell him he’s adopted

  • Fredbear Afton (Mar 9, 2019)


  • vanessa Redwood (Feb 13, 2019)

    "ThAtS sAd")))))::::::::

  • Salli (Feb 9, 2019)

    Just lay Legos down...and let him step on these...Irradiation what?

  • Sazuna (Feb 23, 2019)

    Irradiation waves and by the way they would just break so I hope you have some 100 layers of them in store in case you have some accidental loss!

  • ThatSloth Guy (Feb 7, 2019)

    Just grab a plastic bag and sufficate him he can't create air

  • Hao Qin (6 days ago)

    +Althea Miranda Yeah, I knew that. That's excatly my point but our serial killer here is on a different phylum, by the way. ;)

  • Althea Miranda (6 days ago)

    +Hao Qin starfish and other animals like sponges have stem cells to help in regeneration.

  • DogfaceZed (Feb 12, 2019)

    The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.

  • Deeze Cats (Mar 2, 2019)

    You're not wrong

  • JustLaurie (Mar 1, 2019)

    A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

  • ynuiasha52 (Feb 8, 2019)

    what if he becomes The Incredible Hulk Michael Myers ?

  • ynuiasha52 (Mar 11, 2019)

    +Stephen Rampey i know right XD

  • Stephen Rampey (Mar 11, 2019)

    @ynuiasha52That was my first thought when he said radiation lol

  • Chekiemonkey 99 (Feb 8, 2019)

    I think hes part of a cult.One of the members broke him out of prisonHis mask changes every movie,He dies and a new member replaces himSo yee

  • snowest gaming (Feb 15, 2019)

    Actually that's not possible do to the fact he was shot in the head twice in one movie and didn't die

  • Eazy 05 (Feb 9, 2019)

    If you want to find the comment where I wrote this it was by McCreazy

  • Teddy Scare (Feb 9, 2019)

    Michael Myers is the slowest killer on earth though even though your running he manages to catch you every time

  • Hadeel Didam (Mar 2, 2019)

    But they STILL can't outrun him!!!!

  • Vega Crux (Feb 22, 2019)

    that's because people get so hype the start running sloppy and end up slipping on socks or tripping. Ever seen someone or even an animal suddenly get startled and run into a wall. Same for people. Woman in the new Halloween movie even hit her head on a toilet while trying to pull her legs away from Michael. Some people are liable to mess their self up just trying to get away, making them easier to catch by the one calmly pursuing, but hopefully, most people in real life aren't that clumsy when breaking...