Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less

Share
Embed
  • 
    Loading...
  • Published on:  9/18/2018
  • The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.

    TV SIns: https://www.201tube.com/channel/UCe4b...

    Thursday: Reissued CinemaSins video.

    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

    Podcast: http://soundcloud.com/cinemasins
    Sins Video Playlist: https://www.201tube.com/video/wy-v4c/video.html
    Tweet us: http://twitter.com/cinemasins
    Reddit with us: http://reddit.com/r/cinemasins
    Tumble us: http://cinema-sins.tumblr.com
    Call us: 405-459-7466
    Jeremy's book: http://theablesbook.com
  •                      
Loading...

Comment

  • Peaceful__ Inspiration_

    2:20 there is a dude in the second row with huge fucking eyebrows, no sin for that?

  • Isaiah James
    Isaiah James yesterday

    Weird. I just realized I only beat the video game, never even watched the movie. And to think I was expecting an animated movie, like the game! 😂😂 damn. I played more games than watched tv as a child tho, so there's prolly a few movies I know the story to and remember, but never even watched

  • Carolyn Pitts
    Carolyn Pitts 2 days ago

    Wait a minute I have a question like I never really understood this how would you does the mother birth a daemon and their child that's kind of messed up and the thought of a human woman giving birth to an animal is kind of weird does she have to give two births or just one

  • Dawson Neddo
    Dawson Neddo 2 days ago

    This dude is really complaining about nothing

  • Bradley Dragon
    Bradley Dragon 2 days ago

    yea the "his dark materials" series. was an odd one. first book was utter stupid crap that explained little and was really dumb. subtle knife was AMAZING, and amber spyglass was good till the last couple chapters.. where it goes into some angel bullshit separating the girl and her boyfriend from a different world forever. EVEN THO THE ENTIRE FUCKIGN WORLD WAS RIDDLED WITH THOUSANDS OF SAID PORTALS AND SURVIVED JUST FINE. YOU CANT HAVE 2 PORTALS SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER? LIKE CUT OUT THE CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT AND LEAVE ANGELS OUT OF YOUR STORY. #RANT. seriously tho the ending wanted me to burn the book. it was soo fucking bad. if it wasent a library book i would have set it on fire. not joking.

  • TommY WaffleZ
    TommY WaffleZ 2 days ago

    Didn't know Sam Elliot played Landon Ricketts in this movie

  • Adrian Benningfield

    It is the polar bear necessity just the simple polar bear necessity

  • Adrian Benningfield

    I was almost going to ask where is Tom Hanks then I remembered that was polar bear express 😁

  • James Priest
    James Priest 6 days ago

    Me feel dumb dumb sawing movie.

  • Lillian Michaelis
    Lillian Michaelis 7 days ago

    "at my pet turtle Theodosia"
    me: "dear Theodosia what to say to u? u have my eyes, u have ur mother's name and what u came into the world u cried and it broke my heart." yo Hamilton people, where u at?

  • Draco Pugnam
    Draco Pugnam 7 days ago

    RWBY did it better

  • very arigatoful
    very arigatoful 9 days ago

    the book series this film is based on is my second favourite series of all time! the film did NOT do philip pullman’s brilliant writing justice.

  • Edgy_12_year_old 1576

    1. Dæmons are a spirit guide based on Greek spirits of the same name.
    2. The movie is a very bad representation of the books.
    3. If dæmons die their humans also die and vice versa.
    4. It’s not brandy it’s 1886 tokay. (Correct me if I’m wrong about the date)
    5. The monkey doesn’t speak in the book and it is rare that dæmons talk to other humans. They are one being.
    6. This a garbage movie, the books are so much better.

  • KomodoComet
    KomodoComet  11 days ago

    So I'm not the only one who watched this movie?

  • Cats Terrace
    Cats Terrace 11 days ago

    3:30 its actually good form to do so but who cares add 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more sins

  • Celestial
    Celestial 14 days ago

    okay honestly? this adaptation fuckin BLEW and didn't do the book or anything it stood for any justice at all. but also? the fight between iorek and ragnar was SO graphic in the book. iorek LITERALLY TORE OUT RAGNAR'S HEART AND ATE IT BC TRADITION! it was so wild my little 11 yr old brain could not deal lmao
    anyways im just really waitin for the bbc one adaptation in 2019 bc that's bound to be better since its 1. not a movie and 2. bbc, not an americanized version of what is a very british story

  • Truelimits
    Truelimits 15 days ago

    I loved this movie so much when I was younger I miss it

  • CeraJeaux
    CeraJeaux 16 days ago

    I love your channel,, but this video is infuriating. The movie is based on a book, which came out BEFORE Harry Potter, so acting like it is trying to be HP is dumb. Most of your ?s are answered by the book. The movie failed b/c it didn't capture the spirit of the book. It got a good cast & CGI, but chopped off the ending, censoring everything interesting. It has nothing to do with HP! Why keep mentioning HP?! (I LOVE HP, but come on.) Hope the BBC/HBO series does a better job. & YOU.

  • h e l l o
    h e l l o 17 days ago

    this movie used to freak me out but I just kept watching it

  • Trench Cote
    Trench Cote 19 days ago

    When Sam Elliott points the revolver at the soldier, wouldn’t it go right through his cheek?