SNOW WHITE vs ELSA: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon ft. Katja Glieson) *explicit*

  • Published on:  9/17/2014
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    Once upon a rhyme... Snow White and Elsa throw down in an epic rap battle.

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    ** CREDITS **
    Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Snow White: Whitney Avalon
    Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett

    Elsa: Katja Glieson
    Cinderella: Alice Prime
    Aurora: Briana White
    Merida: Caroline Gayle
    Tiana: Shawana Carter
    Beats / Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito
    Music Mix: Ryan Elder
    Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
    Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward
    VFX: Brant Duncan
    Make-up Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Bibianna Lopez
    Still Photographer: Starline Hodge
    Technical Advisor: Margaret Helmer
    Production Designer: Ian Duncan
    Associate Producer: Kathryn Feeney
    Production Coordinator: Mary Bonney
    Grip: Jim Burzelic
    Snow & Aurora Seamstress: Brianne Gillen
    Special Thanks: Aaron Kunkel, Josh Sasson, Brad Clapper, Dave Lyons, Aaron Moles, Nick Campbell, David Seger, Jim Klimek, Justin Johnson

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    Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!

    It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth
    I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
    Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
    The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame
    I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy
    I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
    I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
    I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss

    Who the hell are you to step to me?
    An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
    You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks
    And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
    I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp
    You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.
    That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice
    I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

    Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling
    At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling
    You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start
    But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart
    You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
    Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it
    As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
    You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
    Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
    The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
    I talk to animals and it always impresses
    You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

    That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game
    Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name
    And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
    And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
    I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent
    You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent
    You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
    I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
    So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
    You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen

    Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Quek Videos (Spanish), Mario Gorito and Commenter (Portuguese), Estella Lee (Traditional Chinese), Gamby Neko (French), Law Chen / Zass17 (Chinese - Hong Kong), Дима Столярчук (Russian), Mario Liedtke (German), Italian (EternaLoveCL), Lady Peebles (Vietnamese), Dan Sjöström (Swedish).