I am a Thoughtful Guy

  • Published on:  4/13/2014
  • Hey guys! So I got this from a few internet geniuses named Rhett and Link. They are pretty awesome YouTubers (plus they have their own talk show).
    Here is the link to their channel: https://www.201tube.com/user/RhettandLink
    Here is the original video: https://www.201tube.com/video/U6y7YOlldek/video.html
    There song is on iTunes! http://bit.ly/ThoughtfulGuyRap
    Here is a friendly reminder that I do not own the rights to this song. And no, I didn't get asked to make this. They already have many views and mythical beasts (In which I am part of). I just happened to like this song. Enjoy!

    Here be the lyrics if ya need them :)

    I - am a thoughtful guy. I think about alotta things.
    I - am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things.

    I think about space and the vastness of it.
    I think about cake and how much I love it.
    I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
    I think tattoos are cool - on other people.

    I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean
    I think about the difference in ointment and lotion
    I think about if-- I should wax my back.
    I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack.

    I - am a thoughtful guy.
    Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living all over my body. It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership.

    I think about how I could get on the local news
    If i strolled into a McDonalds and stripped down nude
    I think about a hotdog; while I'm eating it.
    But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients.

    I think about the first guy who ever shaved.
    And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
    I think about if a friend was choking on ice
    I think "just be patient" would the best advice.

    I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep
    and then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly
    I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something,
    like for when you're sleeping on a cliff or you're just top-bunking.

    Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle.
    And how if I start now and just whittle a little.
    my whittling skills will hone before I get old.
    and I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home.

    I think of all the places that a penny has been.
    like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in.
    It coulda been in the pocket of the President's suit.
    but it's probably also been in some toddler's poop.
    Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone Vitamins
    Accruing no interest while traveling inside of em.
    Re-entering circulation might boost the economy
    But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy.

    I think that our universe is really one of many.
    With many parallel me's
    stretching to infinity.
    doing activities
    similarly to me
    yet, at the same time, done slightly differently.
    and seemingly,
    right now, they could be
    thinking this - same thought as me.
    Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly.
    That's pretty deep.

    I - am a thoughtful guy.
    Right now, I'm thinkin about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain dufflebag?

    I think how do I know that you and me
    see the same colors the same way when you and me see.
    Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too?
    Could it be true we see differing hues?
    And say we do- then how would we discover this fact?
    And even if we did, would there even be any impact?
    I don't think this would affect us personally,
    but I think it would have ripple effects through the interior design industry.

    I think about if I was turned into an ant,
    I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan-
    I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground,
    then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd round
    but now I'm thinkin'- that when they saw it
    they'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawlin on it
    Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real-me
    In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me

    I - am a thoughtful guy.
    I - am a thoughtful guy.
    Right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan--the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah I think alotta thoughts like this. Me too.